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Undead Trump vs. The Gopher People – Undead Trump Book 2
🧟♂️ A zombie president. Martian mole-people. And the Great Vegetable War no one saw coming. 🌱
When colossal mole-machines erupt from beneath America’s farmlands, it isn’t tectonic plates shifting — it’s the Gopher People, a technologically advanced race of Martian moles with a refined taste for genetically modified Brussels sprouts. Armed with laser-guided shovels and a plan for agricultural domination, they’ve come to plunder Earth’s crops.
Unfortunately for them, the Oval Office is now occupied by President Zombie Trump — equal parts decomposed menace and marketing machine. With “zombie-proof kale,” potato cannons, and an army of genetically enhanced squirrels, he’s determined to make interplanetary agriculture great again. As governments collapse into chaos and vegetable-themed alliances rise (the Potato Pact, Brussels Sprout Brigade, Onion Offensive, and more), the fate of the planet teeters between parody and apocalypse.
đź“– Undead Trump vs. The Gopher People is perfect for fans of:
- Political satire with a horror-comedy twist
- Absurdist sci-fi like Sharknado or Space Bastards
- Alien invasion tales that replace laser guns with potato cannons
- Stories where vegetables, squirrels, and zombies collide in hilarious mayhem
Will Earth be buried beneath the Martian moles’ tunnels? Or will zombie patriotism — and an ungodly amount of kale — save the day? One thing’s certain: it’s going to be a spud-tacular apocalypse.
