🧟‍♂️ The Undead Trump Series
In a world where logic is dead and satire refuses to stay buried, one figure rises from the grave to face the most ridiculous, terrifying, and hilariously unthinkable enemies imaginable: Donald J. Trump—back from the dead, still tweeting, still scheming, and somehow still running his mouth.
The Undead Trump series is a mash-up of pulp horror, political parody, and B-movie absurdity, written with the pace of a grindhouse flick and the bite of late-night satire. Each book stands alone as a gonzo misadventure, but together they weave an outrageous chronicle of a man too stubborn (or too clueless) to stay buried.
đź“– Book 1: Undead Trump vs. Zombie Aliens
It begins with a crash landing and a conspiracy no one saw coming: aliens carrying a virus that reanimates the dead. When the infection spreads to Mar-a-Lago, Trump himself rises as the most unlikely “hero” of the apocalypse, leading the fight in his own narcissistic way.
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đź“– Book 2: Undead Trump vs. Mutant Cucumbers
From space spores to salad gone bad, America faces its greenest nightmare yet. Mutant cucumbers—genetically engineered for “ultimate MAGA farming”—gain consciousness and start devouring their way through the heartland. Only Undead Trump can “pickle” this threat.
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đź“– Book 3: Undead Trump vs. The Gopher People
When a race of subterranean gopher mutants emerge to reclaim the surface, it’s claws versus tiny hands. The gophers are smarter, stronger, and better organized—but Trump has one thing they don’t: an endless supply of rally hats and catchphrases.
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đź“– Book 4: Undead Trump vs. Lesbian Communist Martians
The culture wars go interplanetary as Martian revolutionaries descend on Earth to overthrow capitalism, patriarchy, and bad spray tans. Can Undead Trump outmaneuver an army of radical alien feminists armed with laser beams and Marxist manifestos?
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đź“– Book 5: Undead Trump vs. Time Travelling Broccoli Overlords
The ultimate vegetable uprising arrives from the future, where broccoli rules humanity with an iron stalk. These green overlords plan to enslave every American by replacing cheeseburgers with kale chips. Trump must bend space, time, and grammar itself to stop them.
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đź’€ The Tone & Style
Think Evil Dead meets South Park, with a splash of sci-fi pulp covers from the 1950s and the self-importance of a campaign rally. Each story takes aim at politics, pop culture, and the apocalypse genre itself—poking fun at both Trump’s bizarre resilience and the world’s absurd crises.
Whether it’s battling alien hordes, mutant produce, or socialist extraterrestrials, the Undead Trump series never stops raising the stakes—or the dead.
At once grotesque and hilarious, these books are the ultimate satire for readers who like their horror campy, their politics roasted, and their comedy so wild it could only crawl out of the grave.
⚡ Why Read the Series?
- A blend of parody, horror, and dark comedy.
- Each book a standalone romp, yet part of a larger satirical universe.
- Perfect for fans of grindhouse pulp, absurdist humor, and political satire.
- An outrageous escape from reality that somehow feels all too real.
Because in the end, love him or hate him, one thing is clear: Trump may be undead, but he’s never out of the fight.
