The Undead Trump Book Series
Undead Trump VS. Lesbian Communists From Mars
🧟‍♂️ He’s back from the dead. They’re marching from Mars. The galaxy may never recover. 🚀
When a botched cosmic ritual, a bag of fertilizer, and a golf course mausoleum collide, Donald J. Trump rises from the grave — stronger, glowing, and angrier than ever. But the universe has changed in his absence. Enter the Lesbian Communists from Mars: a militant, spacefaring collective determined to spread their ideology across the stars, starting with Earth.
Armed with a smartphone that refuses to die and an ego supercharged by cosmic radiation, Undead Trump wages war on extraterrestrial radicals, fashion faux pas, and the fake news media. Tweets break the internet. Hashtags summon spirits. And a bizarre coalition of ghosts, politicians, and cosmic oddities must choose sides in the most outrageous showdown of all time.
đź“– Undead Trump VS. Lesbian Communists From Mars is a satirical romp perfect for fans of:
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Political parody and absurdist comedy
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Over-the-top science fiction battles
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Horror-comedy mashups with a sharp satirical bite
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Books like Space Bastards, American Psycho meets Futurama, or anything that makes you laugh, groan, and double-take at the same time
Will Earth survive the greatest comeback in history? Or will Martian Marxism prevail against the ultimate undead influencer? One thing’s certain: it’s going to be tremendous.
Undead Trump vs. Mutant Cucumbers
🥒 The apocalypse just got greener. 🧟‍♂️
When Monsanto’s secret fertilizer project goes horribly wrong, cucumbers stop being salad ingredients and start being soldiers. Mutant, sentient, and armed with vine-whips and cucumber cannons, they’re ready to seize control of Earth’s farmlands—and humanity’s future. Unfortunately for them, the only thing standing in their way is Zombie Donald Trump, his undead cabinet of Cleopatra, Caesar, and Genghis Khan, and an army of genetically modified squirrels with questionable loyalty.
As “Cukezilla” leads his squeaking, marching horde toward Washington, the White House becomes ground zero for the most absurd war in history. Tanning beds become death rays, drones drop honey bombs, and Twitter feuds turn into battle cries. Between backstabbing reality TV stars, guilt-ridden scientists, and cucumbers that knit while blasting heavy metal, this is not your average political thriller.
đź“– Undead Trump vs. Mutant Cucumbers is perfect for fans of:
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Satirical sci-fi and absurdist comedy
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Bizarre mashups like Sharknado or Army of Darkness
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Horror-parody with a political punch
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Stories where mutant veggies, zombie presidents, and chaos collide
Will Zombie Trump save America with tanning beds and squirrels? Or will the world fall to the Great Cucumber Caper? Either way, it’s going to be crispy, crunchy, and utterly insane.
Undead Trump vs. The Gopher People
🧟‍♂️ A zombie president. Martian mole-people. And the Great Vegetable War no one saw coming. 🌱
When colossal mole-machines erupt from beneath America’s farmlands, it isn’t tectonic plates shifting — it’s the Gopher People, a technologically advanced race of Martian moles with a refined taste for genetically modified Brussels sprouts. Armed with laser-guided shovels and a plan for agricultural domination, they’ve come to plunder Earth’s crops.
Unfortunately for them, the Oval Office is now occupied by President Zombie Trump — equal parts decomposed menace and marketing machine. With “zombie-proof kale,” potato cannons, and an army of genetically enhanced squirrels, he’s determined to make interplanetary agriculture great again. As governments collapse into chaos and vegetable-themed alliances rise (the Potato Pact, Brussels Sprout Brigade, Onion Offensive, and more), the fate of the planet teeters between parody and apocalypse.
đź“– Undead Trump vs. The Gopher People is perfect for fans of:
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Political satire with a horror-comedy twist
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Absurdist sci-fi like Sharknado or Space Bastards
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Alien invasion tales that replace laser guns with potato cannons
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Stories where vegetables, squirrels, and zombies collide in hilarious mayhem
Will Earth be buried beneath the Martian moles’ tunnels? Or will zombie patriotism — and an ungodly amount of kale — save the day? One thing’s certain: it’s going to be a spud-tacular apocalypse.
Undead Trump vs. Zombie Aliens
🧟‍♂️ One man. One resurrection. One apocalypse too many. 👽
The world has already fallen to chaos: insectoid horrors fused with the undead swarm across America, devouring everything in their path. Cities burn, families are torn apart, and humanity’s last hope is buried beneath the ruins. But in a desperate gamble, the government turns to the unthinkable—Project Lazarus—resurrecting Donald J. Trump with alien technology they barely understand.
What rises is no ordinary man. Grotesque, unpredictable, and infused with unholy alien energy, this new Trump is equal parts terrifying weapon and uncontrollable nightmare. At times a brilliant strategist who could unite the fractured resistance, at others a raving tyrant whose paranoia could destroy what little humanity has left, his reign is as unstable as the world around him.
As survivors splinter into factions—those who see him as a savior and those who fear him as the ultimate monster—humanity teeters on the brink of annihilation. Can the fractured resistance rise against the zombie alien horde and their undead, alien-enhanced leader? Or has the apocalypse only just begun?
đź“– Undead Trump vs. Zombie Aliens is a darkly satirical, action-packed mashup for fans of:
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Horror-comedy and political parody
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Alien invasion and zombie apocalypse stories
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Over-the-top pulp fiction in the spirit of Sharknado and Army of Darkness
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Satire that bites as hard as it entertains
The fate of Earth hangs in the balance. The future may belong to humanity… or to the Undead United States of America.
